Jenelle Evans

May 22 2012

Teen mom Jenelle Evans gets shot in the face by new fiance..

Brilliant idea you two… Get a gun, get a few guns.

Be careful, to make sure you kill what you aim for!  Let’s hope this is a plot to kill off the entire cast of ‘Teen Mom’s’

Also watch your new set of boobies, heavy lifting could cause:

Hardening of the breast

Loss of nipple sensation

Shifting of the breast implant

You’re a fucking idiot.

SUPER RESPONSIBLE…. Jenelle Evans and Gary Head out shopping making there first stop at Best Buy for some batteries and iphone covers. Afterwards they went to Wendy’s to pick up a frosty before going to Walmart and Dicks Sporting Goods to buy a gun. Gary is seen holding a Smith & Wesson M&P 15-22 Kick Brass Semi-Automatic rifle. Then went to Walmart and checked out another rifle in Wilmington, North Carolina.
GENIUS!!!

May 8 2012

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans before and after boobjob and possibly beejob as well..

 

HEY Sweet titts…You just spent $5000 on new breasts.  Darling what about YOUR FACE?  It maybe cost $250 for some new makeup, eyebrow pencil for starters, then maybe some conditioner for those nasty branches on your mug.  Then we should consider gettin’ yo ass on a portion control diet, tattoo removal, diapers.. shit anything but pole magnets!  Jenny Craig can’t be but the same price as some Cover Girl.  The last thing on this GOD for saken Earth you needed was a boob job!

Someone please stop taking pictures of her, strap her down and sew up her vagina, instead!  IMMEDIATELY!

Congrats Teen Momer, you just won yourself a life long sentence on the POLE.

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