Jasmine Waltz

I lied, Brody Jenner is NOT dead..

I will be the first to admit, I can be a total asshole… I’m difficult, temperamental, and feisty as shit.  But along with that comes extreme loyalty, forgiveness and I’m super cute  compassion.

After a 3 year long feud with Mr. Jenner we have finally reconciled our differences and called a truce. I’m here to admit my wrongs and take back all the dicks I drew on his pretty face.

I ran into Brody the other day at a party, he was accompanied by a very striking babe by the name of  Jessica Vargas.  We hugged it out- and I got my friend back.  Enemies are stupid.  Brody I’m sorry.  You are an awesome guy and friend to everyone around.  It is rare to find a guy in this generation who is always sticking up for, and taking care of their friends.  This is a very understanding and awe- inspiring baby, so If you see him buy him a beer and wink at him.  Along with that you may want to throw in a compliment or two because Leo’s are suckers for them.. I know, because we share the same birthday, and I LOVE compliments;) also….I will be accepting gifts for the entire month of August, and most of September..

Happy summer, make love not war.

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Jasmine Waltz gets adopted by the Beckhams

The Beckham’s go to Disney Land..

What I want to know is why the hell is Harper at fricken Disney Land, and I didn’t get o go:( ??

Rude, Mom and Dad!

Daddy.. you can make it up to me later ;) ;)

Olsen twin #2 comes out of the closet.

It’s officially official.  Ashley wants me.  I’m single and totally down, everyone knows how much I love little boys, how different could this be?  There’s just a little something I’d like to discuss first.. What size is your sister, and do you think I’ll fit in her clothes?  

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way… NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!

I’m a fast learner.  I have my drivers liscence.  I can cook.  Opps that’s not a requirement is it?  Well then, I’ll cook for our adopted children.. I have more lipstick than I know what to do with, and I collect dildo’s:) This is going to be stupendous!!.. xx

The REAL Shah’s of Sunset…

In honor of last nights season finale of Shah’s of Sunset.  Here you go.

GG throws the BEST dinner party anyone has EVER been to in their entire lives….

Enjoy.

Randall and Jasmine… disaster date..

This is exactly what I think of when you mention the word “date” to me….

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