Apr 20 2012
Dial-A-Failure.com
Nothing says “Lindsay we have absolutely NO faith in you, and the security of our addictions is in serious jeopardy”.. like whoring yourself out for 18 dollars a minute. Dina and Michael Lohan are for sale. This is utterly piggish, and pathetic and I fricken love it. You can have your ears filled with desperation and failure for just under a Jackson.
This is simply amazing. On their website ‘Dial a Star’ (if that’s what you think) Dina and Michael were the only names out of 20 other porn and reality rejects I recognized. Maybe you desperato’s should consider changing it to something more appropriate. This is FALSE ADVERTISING!
Ring Ring…..
“Oh pardon me, I need to take this call. It’s paying for my spray tan.
The most deplorable gallery you have ever seen







