Dial-A-Failure.com

Nothing says “Lindsay we have absolutely NO faith in you, and the security of our addictions is in serious jeopardy”.. like whoring yourself out for 18 dollars a minute.  Dina and Michael Lohan are for sale.  This is utterly piggish, and pathetic and I fricken love it.  You can have your ears filled with desperation and failure for just under a Jackson.

This is simply amazing.  On their website ‘Dial a Star’ (if that’s what you think) Dina and Michael  were the only names out of 20 other porn and reality rejects I recognized.  Maybe you desperato’s should consider changing it to something more appropriate.  This is FALSE ADVERTISING!

Ring Ring…..

“Oh pardon me, I need to take this call.  It’s paying for my spray tan.

The most deplorable gallery you have ever seen

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