Apr 11 2012
Speaking of batshit crazy….
Oh hey David Hasselhoff. Looks like someone has been reading up on the infamous Charlie Sheen handbook, and snagged himself a goddess.
Hey sweetcheeks, your ASS is hanging out. I can’t believe Grandpa let you out of the house like that.
Charlie just stopped by and says he has a few questions for you Hoff.
What is her hourly rate?
Does she prefer to be tipped in Carl’s Jr.? Burger King? or Trident Layers….
Have you met her father?
Hopefully Hoff can wrangle is man breasts off that teenager and get back to you on that, Charlie.