May 7 2012

Tom Cruise officially booted from Scientology for revealing “cult rules”

When the makeup artist asked  ”where to you want us to put this gun tattoo?”… He replied, “OH please aim it right at my tiny weener.  I hate that thing!”  Then he was charged $8000.00 for a ‘religious Scientology session’ to rid him of his psycho thoughts.  He then dipped himself into his Dave Navarro starter kit and said..  ”Suri, hand me your damn heals and let’s shoot this cover you peasants!”

Sounds like my kind of party.