Sheener was spotted at the Kings game yesterday, and was over heard telling the camera men that, not only does his new goddess swallow but she has a valid drivers liscense, and will be obeying all traffic laws on the drive home. Charlie however plans on being high as shit and talking 5 knotches louder than the radio.
This may have been some sort of wrap party for his new show. He looks amazing. Fresh as a daisy!! Anytime you are caught snuggling up to ‘Pastor Joe Francis’ at a party you know you’re on the right track. Sober, Godly path:)
Lookin HOT Charlie:) Keep up the good work.
Just this morning I sent out a friendly little request for some baby photo’s of our most beloved celebrities. THIS is what their lovely parents sent to me…. It explains a lot.
This makes total sense to me. This is the Two and a half Men everyone loves, and it’s not really even Ashton’s fault. No one is going to fill those shoes, and no one should have ever tried. Charlie’s gone..OK show over, on to the next one. This shit is so stupid. In other news, my cat just brought me another dead bird, wtf am I supposed to do about this…he loves going outside and cries if I don’t let him but when I do ‘everyday’ he kills everything… birdies, grasshoppers, all sorts of shit EWWW the bird is still warm. Murderer!! This is awful. The billboard…well at least it’s not dead birds.
Speaking of batshit crazy….
Oh hey David Hasselhoff. Looks like someone has been reading up on the infamous Charlie Sheen handbook, and snagged himself a goddess.
Hey sweetcheeks, your ASS is hanging out. I can’t believe Grandpa let you out of the house like that.
Charlie just stopped by and says he has a few questions for you Hoff.
What is her hourly rate?
Does she prefer to be tipped in Carl’s Jr.? Burger King? or Trident Layers….
Have you met her father?
Hopefully Hoff can wrangle is man breasts off that teenager and get back to you on that, Charlie.