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Forming Chaos with a twist on our favorite celebrities.

Troy&Marcus…The Frenchies cousin’s are STARS****

Break out the lube ladies…you know how we just love bangin’ the promoters…(you know who you are)  I swear I know these guys, they lie deep within all of our beloved Los Angeles club promoters.  Airs after Shahs of Sunset, for a night of class and educational indulgence …

Geordie Shore the UK’s Jersey Shore

 

Behold ‘Gaz Beadle’ the star of the UK’s Jersey Shore…. Brilliant darling!  Right when our countries biggest embarrassments hit rock bottom and no one gives a shit about their antics anymore.  The UK decides to revamp the idea with their own version.  Thank you!  

Beat of the Week… with Video:)

Happy Friday Babies:) This is super upbeat happy, fun, tech house… And I love the video!! Enjoy…..

 

Nicole Richie in a bikini

Seriously not too bad for being 5’1 and 2 kids.  Even though she looks like she is nursing a wicked hangover.  I know a hangover when I see one, without it you know she’d be rocking like 8 more accessories.  This is my fuck it face for sure flying straight to some sprite and shade.  I must be getting old because nothing sounds more miserable to me than being in Miami right now for WMC with a bunch of loud drugged up gutter rats.  I shall partake in some yoga and tofu…  

The only reason I prefer her with clothes on is because I’d kill for her fucking wardrobe!  Let me ask you a question…..

Who's wardrobe would you get T-bagged for?

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OH NO! Suri Cruise is anorexic!!

 

Poor Suri tried out for Toddlers and Tiara’s and didn’t make the cut, so evil mommy has put her on a blanket and bugs only diet:(  Until Suri is able to fit back in those skinny jeans she is strictly forbidden to eat food.  Were rooting for you girl!!  ’SURI EATS’  T-shirts on sale soon!

Ice makes Coco flash the cops to get out of a ticket.

 

Well that’s certainly one way of beating the system.  Ice T was pulled over on Melrose today for talking on his cell phone, but as soon as the cop came up to the window, Ice flashed the “baby take your tits out” look right at Coco and BANG they were let go with a smile and a warning.  The last time I tried that I got bitch slapped with a boot by my etiquette coach:( never again!  Remind me again why Ice loves Coco is on the E! channel?  Don’t they already have a blonde, big tittied bimbo and a light skinned semi more successful black guy with a show?  (Kendra and Hank)  enough is enough let’s diversify!  Switch it up a bit- Where are all the asians… Has yellow fever vanished?  It seems every single show on E! all the girls like black guys… conspiracy??? Who’s running shit over there?  Where are all the Nick Lachey’s and Spencer Pratt’s hiding?

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