Jun 19 2012
In yet another meltdown BritBrit left the judging chair again today in an outrage that her eyebrows were sewn in too tight. She ran to the fitting room took that razor and went all 2007 on our asses…
She then came back to the stage as if nothing happened, smiling and requesting a coke and some beef jerky.
Glad to hear all is back to normal… And about those eyebrows…well they’ll grow back:)
May 30 2012
Right after Jason signed the tittle of ownership of Britney’s life, I guess he decided he was entitled to possession of her pills too.. It sounds like he is gargling on his own balls in an effort to tell his favorite spice girl “he lub hir sew muck.. guud job der brit princess… what and the hillbilly prescription hell is going on around that house? I think these two need Dr. J (me) in their life for some character building, and jaw tightening activities. This Sloppy Joe’ station wagon is gettin’ way out of hand!
May 24 2012
Not even 10 minutes into filming her first episode as judge on X-Factor, Britney has walked off set, claiming she needed a break. She headed back stage where her life coach, Jason was caught screaming at her to get OFF the pooper, put down the razor and cheetos, or he was going to call daddy. Sounds like the perfect DRAMA that X-Factor is looking for 
yippi can’t wait.
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May 15 2012
This poor disheveled mess cannot afford the scrutiny and criticism that is about to hit her like a tsunami. Putting this fragile baby so brightly into the public eye again doesn’t look like a safe choice. Where is she? Is there a person under that spray tan…She looks more doped up than Paula Abdul. If it were anyone else ( Lindsay) I’d be all for throwing her to the wolves, but not our beloved BritBrit.. She’s on meds ya’ll, and not ready for this… clearly!
May 14 2012
Now that were done celebrating our beloved mommy’s, let’s take a moment and ponder the decision of banging one. Despite of popular demand I will NOT be including Teen Mom’s you sick perverts!!
Loading ...May 9 2012
They have reportedly signed a deal Ya’ll, but there’s a catch she will be paid in CHEETOS and, in over a 20 year period, since they just don’t trust her with that many Cheetos.
Read what really happened if you care….in which you do…. your intelligence is highly questionable:-0
