As a new form of regulating America’s population of idiots, government officials are strongly urging us to try the legal designer drug. I think I know a few people that are on bath salts right now. It seems like a very glamorous version of meth. The outcomes are proving to be very beneficial for a real euphoric, LEGAL outer body experience. Like mixing the peanut butter with the jelly for the first time. For all of you experimental, creative geniuses out there…. GO GET your BATH Salts TODAY..:) Here are just some of the things to look forward to during your “experience”
A 21-year-old Louisiana man who cut his own throat then shot and killed himself after being treated by doctors. A Maine man who got off his motorcycle in the middle of a highway and started trying to hit passing cars with a piece of wood. A Maine woman who thought her teeth were filled with ticks and tried to cut them out with a knife. Then there’s the hungry Miami dude who ate someone’s face off… another man was charged with hissing and growling at a police officer today and tried to eat his hand.
So if you’ve ever fantasized about being a werewolf of a vampire like I have, this maybe the perfect solution.