May 10 2012
Ashton was leaving a whore house in Santa Monica today, when a couple guys started in on him about his show being cancelled. In a desperate attempt to gain a bad boy image like Charlie, he violently shoved the man down with his noodle arm, but then immediately felt horrible because he’s veritably just a giant pussy.
Ashton the BULLY Gallery
May 4 2012
Just this morning I sent out a friendly little request for some baby photo’s of our most beloved celebrities. THIS is what their lovely parents sent to me…. It explains a lot.
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This is the only thing I can cum up with, that would explain how he can cross those legs so tightly. Prior to this photo he was in full drag with his pieces tucked and taped…soooooo leg quenching is NO problemooo…
Boys it’s okay to take your sexy love affair once step further, but at a Laker game? Show some dignity, would ya. I kid I kid.. but really… no popcorn, drinks, snacks? Guys!! What are we supposed to think! Mr. Rogers is rolling over in his grave!
Apr 24 2012
This makes total sense to me. This is the Two and a half Men everyone loves, and it’s not really even Ashton’s fault. No one is going to fill those shoes, and no one should have ever tried. Charlie’s gone..OK show over, on to the next one. This shit is so stupid. In other news, my cat just brought me another dead bird, wtf am I supposed to do about this…he loves going outside and cries if I don’t let him but when I do ‘everyday’ he kills everything… birdies, grasshoppers, all sorts of shit EWWW the bird is still warm. Murderer!! This is awful. The billboard…well at least it’s not dead birds.
Apr 10 2012
Shanua has been shopping these bad boys around for the last week with NO luck… So leave it to me to post them for fun. (Like Chuck E Cheese but FREEEE) I’d draw dicks on her face, but no need…. being the kind and generous lady she is…she did it for me. WHAT a SWEETHEART!
I’m almost certain that’s Ashton Kutcher…gettin it in. St. Barts is contaminated and now evacuating the island until the entire beach has been sanitized.
LOL you did this for free:) Thanks lady I totally forgot how to fake an orgasm and was just about to google it, and now I’m set. TY
The most sensual love making gallery you will ever grace your eyes upon
Mar 29 2012
Ok so here’s what really happened, and I’m not surprised any of these idiot news services haven’t figured this out yet. Newly single , and extremely horny Ashton called up Rihanna and asked her if she want’s to PUNK her best friend Katy Perry… and then, OH NO there was a bad cell connection, and Aston suggests Rihanna just come over so that they can start plotting. Rihanna get’s there 15 minutes later…Ashton offers her a blunt and a Hennessy and before you know it, he is balls deep in the Barbadian. She emerges from the house at 4am wipes her mouth and the one night stand off like it never happened. His writers write up a quick Perry punk that we will all see in a couple months… and POW there you have it… jokes on us… We are all punk’d. Everyone’s happy…xx You’re Welcome.
