Apr 24 2012

Lane Garrison wins biggest douche bag award:)

Listen Lane, you had us at drinking and driving and killing high school girls, you DIDNT have to go and beat your girlfriend too.  Now this idiot want’s to tell us it’s all a huge misunderstanding and what we see in this video is just kidding….:)  He was just helping her do her hair.  She musta had some gum in it or sumthin’  Wow guy… Just run away, go have some cocktails and bumps with your mentor Mel Gibson, go for a little joyride, and opps crash into a preschool.  In 2 years you everyone will forgive you guys and you can run for Governor. SHAME!!! on you.  Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..

Congrats.  I hope you get brutally ass raped by a 6’7 black prison guard. I have a vision something like the scene from ‘Pulp Fiction’ that would be some kind of glorious irony wouldn’t it:) Bring out the gimp….

This will be you Lane, hope your family brings you a nice big supply of LUBE….