Jun 12 2012
Apple’s big surprise is ……. a total let down.
Apple Maps. That’s it? I thought it would be something way more exciting than that! Like, maybe an app where you pee on your phone and it tells you if you’re pregnant or not, or in Lindsay’s case if you have dirty urine. Maybe a phone that can scan someone’s eyes and detect if they’re lying, or a genital scanner to see what their packing so we don’t have to waste 3 dates on finding out.
Jeez, I can’t tell you how excited I was! They make it this huge deal, and in fact they are just applying the same fukin principle invented years ago. UGH Jobs, it’s not the same without you…
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