Apr 2 2012
Adam Levine and Anna V break up because she cheated on him
Of course ….when you are the one in the wrong, you send out a sweet press release that looks a lil sumthin’ like this:
“Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,” Vyalitsyna said in a statement Monday.
Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit
Translation:
I was in Miami sluttin’ it up…. getting penetrated in the ocean,by some strange foreigner, when I noticed a paparazzi taking photo’s of me. I realized I was completely screwed so I started a huge fight with Adam, made him feel like it was his fault, and broke up with him.. Of course hoping no one would ever see these photo’s of me being a naughty whorish girlfriend.
Poor Adam:( Come here sweet baby, I will snuggle you back to a healthy state. There are plenty of loyal, faithful, beautiful ladies out there that will gladly tug on your peen.


