Jun 6 2012
AmanDUH tweeted…. ‘Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.’
NO, I’m really not making this shit up. She tweeted the m%^&*r fucking president to help her out. MMMMmmmKay.
Well Mr. Prez says “He feels absolutely awful for causing this career damaging, humiliating experience for you and says quote.. I’ll get right on that!”
But first he wants to know who the fuck you are, and why you feel obligated and righteous enough to send him a tweet. Is it because he has nothing better to do?
When I tweeted the @Pope last week to borrow $20 for a pregnancy test he never relied! What makes you think Obama can get you out of a DUI
Take a taxi rere..
We believe you honey. I bet you’ve never spray tanned either and that’s your natural hair too :-0