Amanda Bynes tweets the PRESIDENT to set her free. M.A.D.D.

Jun 6 2012

Amanda Bynes tweets the PRESIDENT to set her free. M.A.D.D.

AmanDUH tweeted…. ‘Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.’

NO, I’m really not making this shit up. She tweeted the m%^&*r fucking president to help her out. MMMMmmmKay.

Well Mr. Prez says “He feels absolutely awful for causing this career damaging, humiliating experience for you and says quote.. I’ll get right on that!”

But first he wants to know who the fuck you are, and why you feel obligated and righteous enough to send him a tweet. Is it because he has nothing better to do?

When I tweeted the @Pope last week to borrow $20 for a pregnancy test he never relied! What makes you think Obama can get you out of a DUI

Take a taxi rere..

We believe you honey. I bet you’ve never spray tanned either and that’s your natural hair too :-0

May 21 2012

Who wants to play the ‘Would you rather…Hire, Hump, or Hit em’ game..:)?

When you’re known for being a notorious party girl, sometimes it takes a miracle for people to take you seriously again…

Comeback, damage control, revamp, call it whatever the F’ you want but no one forgets, and there is just some shit you can’t come back from… (Ahem! cough. what?) With that being said.. here are some classic Hollywood ~~train wrecks~~ actresses. The burning question in my labia is……Would you rather hire them, hump them, or hit them?

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Apr 6 2012

Amanda Bynes kills a police officer

Way to have an “It worked for Lindsay, it’ll work for me” attitude! Quit acting, start again, quit again. Run over police officers. Drink and drive like a total f*#king amature asshole!!! Have a scary mugshot. It’s pretty safe to say you are following in some precisely similar foot steps. Next step…. rehab, comeback, repeat. Bla Bla bla we know the drill.. Fantastic!

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Amanda Bynes