Jun 28 2012
Poor Russell, there is no winning over Katy Perry and her lovely breasts… You shouldn’t be a cheater… EVER! How could you ever think of squirting your sauce on another rack… Katy’s awesome Russell.. You loser. I’m free if you’d like to cry on my shoulder later though. I’ll bring the sage.
Jun 28 2012
Unless your name is Justin Bieber I don’t want to see your kiddie porn! This is appropriate behavior for a 15 year old? Madonna has cursed this poor child with moral corruption..
I will say though, that this adolescent looks like she’d be fun to party with, she smokes, does drugs, drinks, and can lick her own privates… Hooooray…sounds like my kinda party. In 3 years I will hire her for my hump day parties, to entertain and make us feel better about ourselves.
I remember watching Madonna in an interview like 5 years ago, expressing her wonderful parenting theroies and how she will forbid her children to watch TV, or engage in any social media… wow how times have changed now she’s sharing her Ecstasy and bras with them. Shame.
Jun 28 2012
If ever there’s a time when you don’t see in the daily news that Snoop is arrested for weed, then you know something in the world aint right. The fact that he is still being arrested for this is appalling to me. Leave Snoop alone. If you want him to perform for your country then he’s gonna need his meds.
Jun 27 2012
Why you make that sour face Sarah? It’s a penis, not a slimy bug…
That looks more like the reaction I’d give to a kid with boogers all over their face. Maybe she’s a lesbian.. Yep! She’s definitely a lesbian. Sarah and I should make a porn together with fake rubber weens everywhere. That would be super awesome.. Sarah, call me.
We’ll call it ‘Sarah and Jasmine The attack of the Rubber Ween Monsters’
Jun 27 2012
I will be the first to admit, I can be a total asshole… I’m difficult, temperamental, and feisty as shit. But along with that comes extreme loyalty, forgiveness and I’m super cute compassion.
After a 3 year long feud with Mr. Jenner we have finally reconciled our differences and called a truce. I’m here to admit my wrongs and take back all the dicks I drew on his pretty face.
I ran into Brody the other day at a party, he was accompanied by a very striking babe by the name of Jessica Vargas. We hugged it out- and I got my friend back. Enemies are stupid. Brody I’m sorry. You are an awesome guy and friend to everyone around. It is rare to find a guy in this generation who is always sticking up for, and taking care of their friends. This is a very understanding and awe- inspiring baby, so If you see him buy him a beer and wink at him. Along with that you may want to throw in a compliment or two because Leo’s are suckers for them.. I know, because we share the same birthday, and I LOVE compliments;) also….I will be accepting gifts for the entire month of August, and most of September..
Happy summer, make love not war.
Jun 27 2012
Stumbling around looking for new music is just a boner hobby…It tickles me.. I love summer. I love music. Bye.
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