Apr 30 2012

Mark Wahlberg wore this to my birthday party…

It was a rather intimate gathering, so when I extended my invite to Mr. Wahlberg I slightly hinted at my love for food, but I had no idea he’d show up wearing this!!! So basically, I spent 5 straight hours begging him to turn around and chased him around with my pinata bat:) Finally he surrendered and I am now the proud owner of that sassy apron.

What a sweetheart! I will definitely be inviting him to all of my future celebratory gatherings:)

Apr 30 2012

Daily Girl Crush: Rihanna and her hotness….

Rihanna is strategically aiming that thing right at me. So I just can’t help but to comment and fall in love with her…. uhmm bikini’s..

I can’t even, she looks amazing climbing on that board while fisting a cocktail. That is what I fantasize about daily, being in the water and sipping on cock…tails… I love the way she enjoys life, it’s a beautiful thing. Be my girlfriend RiRi?

And.. then there’s her new video..also delicious

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Apr 30 2012

Mariah Carey rocks her front-butt cleavage:)

Ouch, isn’t there some sort of protective guard out there…like boobie tape. Except not for the boobies. It just maybe the most important piece of accessory needed. We all have these pants in our wardrobe and there is just no cure for it, that seam is going to creep right into that feel good area every time. Good for the moment, but not when you’re on stage getting your picture taken then your vag circled on the worst dressed list.. We must take a stand ladies..Calling on you Spanx lady to invent a comfortable alternative to the suffocation in Mariah’s pants.

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Apr 27 2012

Taylor Armstrong CAN’T MOVE HER FACE

There is one perk to this disaster, if you are ever caught in a tornado or hurricane just grab the kids and stand behind Taylor’s face.

This woman is only 38!!!!! That is so sad, why wont someone tell her? Don’t you got no friends lady?

STOP!!!!!!!

“UH. I can’t move my face” am I doing it now?” Oh forget it.

Apr 27 2012

Naughty Nutella makes housewife $3 million richer

If you LOVE this crap like I do and you’re a cheap ,dumb bastard, then you take your ass to the store and go get your $20 refund. Because we had NO idea this jar of dark sugar had the equal equivalency of danger as your navigation breaking down while picking up a sack of weed in Long Beach..

Every time I saw this commercial I thought to myself … “Self don’t listen to them, it’s the devil trying to make you fat.” But I had already gotten that sack of weed and didn’t give a shit cos it TASTES SOOOOO GOOOD!!

Mean Lady, leave Nutella alone or you will have some raging stoner junk food killers knocking down your door.

Say It Ain't So:

San Diego mom Athena Marnae Hohenberg, right, filed the class-action suit last year after she was ‘shocked’ to find out that Nutella contained 50 percent saturated fat.

A disgruntled mother’s quest make Nutella pay for advertising their hazelnut spread as a ‘nutritious’ part of a ‘healthy breakfast’ has yielded millions in rewards.

Ferrero U.S.A. Inc., an affiliate of Nutella’s Italian-based parent company, has to pay $4 to EVERY person who purchased a jar of their chocolate treat between January 1, 2008 and February 3, 2012 in the entire country United States, a California court has ruled.

San Diego mother Athena Hohenberg said she was ‘shocked’ to learn that the food she was feeding her family was not, in fact, ‘nutritious’ but contained ‘dangerous levels of saturated fat,’ her complaint alleges.