Rihanna greets her fans by smooshing her breasts against them

Mar 12 2012

Rihanna greets her fans by smooshing her breasts against them

When you have a flock of fans waiting for you that you are about to greet and have a dinner with, this is exactly how I would do it. Except I would simplify the look with nipple tassels a belly chain and nothing else. Basically this bitch stole my moves. What is more disturbing than greeting fans and forcing them to suck on your nipples, has been her recent twitter updates. Not real sure what this bamma is smoking for breakfast but it’s been far from appropriate. Inspirational YES!

Here are Ri-Tards most recent inspirational quotes:

If she aint fucking ..Adios

WE FADED….. (and a pic of empty booze bottles)

I beat the pussy up

Ass so phat I need a lap dance

Hey bitch Hey bitch- Hey ho.

I can’t see u cuz my money in the way

How that feel down on your knees.. huh?

Last night was kush and ciroc- I was super geeked

Wake Bake Bitch

#THUGLIFE #THUGLIFE #THUGLIFE Should say I’m a #SILLYBITCH #DUMMDUM #SADINSIDE

WOW Ri! Keeping it classy and sexy is NOT your thing we get it! YOU ARE A THUG NOW! Sighhh (faze) Embarrassing!! Thank GOD children don’t read these tweets written by their idol that they look up to and mimic. OH WAIT… They DO!

Ri-Tard needs a swift dick smack and a guidance counselor STAT! Get your shit together black Britney!!

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Mar 12 2012

Liev Schreiber wet Panty Contest

Talk about luck! I sit n my car every weekend beachside just waiting for dudes to come peel off their wet suits, for that one glimpse of some shriveled balls!! It’s proven better than a high school parking lot!! If he had just bent over one more centimeter we would have known what this guy had for lunch:) Naomi Watts is one lucky lady!! I mean, unless I’m in yoga it’s really tough to find a guy his age that can touch their toes. This is a bit unfair, considering wtf is he supposed to do drive in a fishy wet suit, maybe next time Simon Baker can hold a towel up to protect his friend from creepy pervy cameras. But he didn’t so we are all blessed with a glorious giggle.

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Mar 11 2012

Incase you haven’t seen Jamie Foxx Gay dance in a speedo..

Mr. Foxx is GAY GAY GAY…. Come out of the closet Jamie! OH wait he did, wearing a fucking speedo and sneakers. Super talented and tainted Jamie Foxx:) What this video fails to mention is that it was his after party, and He was really holding dance auditions for the club ‘Swinging Richards’ None of the talent matched up so he laced up his dancing slippers and showed those boys how it’s done. (Pictured above are his ex boyfriends who released the video) We all have secret videos J- No need to be ashamed

Mar 10 2012

Douchebag of the week award goes to: Jeremy Piven

There really isn’t any other guy in Hollywood I hear more people disapprove of more than this guy. He really does a number on girls and guys alike. You have so much douchiness Mr.! Co-workers, acquaintances, run-ins everyone seems to despise this sour dude. I’d really like to get to the bottom of this and figure out why you’re such a miserable prick. So I have come up with a list of possible antidotes to your unpleasant Hitler complex:

1. Lack of Omega 3 fatty acids (eat more fish)

2. Get more sun! Which helps release Vitamin D that helps with the modulation of cell growth, and aids in the reduction of inflammation of YOUR HEAD!

3. You probably have an overactive amount of bacteria called enterococci growing rapidly inside of you. (try yogurtland)

4. Eat more Protein less sugar (get the honey covered cock of of your mouth)

5. Switch your birth control pills.

Let me know if this helps wedge the learjet from your ass:)

Love Dr.J

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Mar 10 2012

Dita Von Teese The Baddest Bitch

Ladies, this here is how it’s done! If you aren’t familiar with this woman you should BE! For the sake of your relationship or any relationship you may ever be in… Take notes! Study her, love her and worship HER!!! Your men will in-turn do the same for you. YOU’re Welcome:) She is the ultimate master of SEXY!!! Every woman should own a few of these and aspire to hold the appeal of this Goddess!!!!!!! Von Fillies by Dita Von Teese lingerie fashion parade for the Loreal Melbourne Fashion Festival in Melbourne. Dita Von Teese opened and closed the parade with Dita and models wearing lingerie from the Von Fillies by Dita Von Teese collection.

Gallery of YES

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Mar 9 2012

Lindsay Lohans Grandma Tells ALL!!!

Granny Lohan is PISSED! First of all Gran Gran says Lindsay busted in her trailer late last night screaming some shit about how every one was calling her an old hag, and mistook poor Debbie Harry for her last week. Saying all her botched plastic surgery, fake teeth and hair just wasnt helping her get anyone to pull down her jeggings. She continues that Linds proceeded to steal her whole stash of meth and demanded she give her the last box of ’Menstruation Rust Red’, Sally Hansen hair die. Then she used the house phone! and called LONG DISTANCE! So naturally she is very upset and pressing charges on her estranged granddaughter! She also stated that Lindsay and the rest of the family have treated her differently since finding Lindsay having intercourse with her cousin Gary when she was 15. The family has been afraid she may go public with that information. Gran will be on next months cover on Meth Magazine. Look for her Tell all story and photo spread there. Family Drama to be continued…….