Whitney mural gets vandalized :(

 

You Asshole!  What’s wrong with you?  Some talented artist spend that much time creating something beautiful in honor of our beloved Whitney and you gotta ruin it with the ugliest crack pipe ever drawn!  If you have an opinion then facebook that shit or start a BLOG!  Don’t ruin someone else’s work.  Loser! I hope someone goes to your mothers funeral and draws dicks on her face when she’s in her casket.  See how that makes you feel!

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Douchebag of the week…. Jason Russell

 

Phony??? or Kony??? Love me some perverted church freak, but this is just a bit much.  This is NOT the result of exhaustion my friends! This here is what you call a bad batch of acid.  He doens’t need a hospital, he needs an exorcism.  I think the real Kony has entered the body of Jason and is carrying out his wishes through possessing his white tiny peen’d body. Please remind me if I am ever to switch body’s with someone for a few days to check out their genitals first.  Poor Kony must have thought it was soooo ridiculous, that he decided it would be hilarious to humiliate this Jason guy and show everyone his tic-tac.  Now everyone is famous, we all feel like a bunch of gullible asshole’s and we can all go back about our lives. AMEN

Gallery of smallest peen on earth

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

National wear green, get drunk and fuk day:) 

 BTW The original color was BLUE and St. Patrick was abducted and turned into a slave. 

Therefor I shall wear blue kidnap a 18-27 year old (sexy) Irish man, get him drunk and make him my slave or the day:) IT’S TRADITION! I need a lil Irish in me;)

Smart, Conan O’Brien goes to Hawaii for St. Patrick’s Day. Conan is seen on his way to go snorkeling while on holiday with his family.  Sounds lovely! Don’t forget the SPF pasty boy….

Who wants (needs) a bigger penis?

Come-on Boys! For years us ladies have been shoving bags of foreign objects into ourselves.  Cutting, scraping, filling, injecting and all for the happiness of you.  It’s your turn. HA…. HA !!  Make your penis bigger please!! Trust me me you could probably use it.  Even if the last girl raved about how perfect and wonderful it was.  SHE WAS LYING!  Fill it up. Fill us up.  Please feel free to send all pictures to me, Jasmine@formchaos.com  I will gladly help you decide if this is something that could be right for you.  Don’t be shy, I am a certified expert in this area, and will be more than happy to help free of charge.  Please send pic’s of erect peen’s only.  For, it is more my specialty.

** Dr Rey shows off the latest in penile implants in front of his office in Beverly Hills, CA.**

Pregnant Snooki Rages in Cancun for Spring Break-

Like any respectable expecting mother, Snooki goes to fucking Cancun Mexico for Spring Break!!  I mean who doesn’t love a pregnant spring breaker- A walking DANGER this might happen to you sign- NO!!  Wrong!! BAD!  Someone for the LOVE of GOD smack this foul little midget in the head with a handbook! QUICK!  This is disheartening and disturbing… and sooooo utterly expected.  This time next year her baby fetus will be rocking a Ed Hardy thong, spf 2,  and doing  beer bong’s off mommy’s dwarf poof in a semen filled hot tub.. Hooray!!

 

Fetus of the Year

Beat of the Week

Here is a funky dirty thick breakbeat.  The one I chose last week hit #1 on the charts 5 days later… So just maybe my taste isn’t that awful.  Music… NOT men.  That still stands to be the worst taste in all of our galaxy.  Happy Friday.

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