Dina Lohan is Bisexual and Incestual

Feb 29 2012

Dina Lohan is Bisexual and Incestual

EWWWW This is just about the grossest shit I have EVER seen. And I am not referring to Lindsay’s weave. This explains EVERYTHING!!! You drink with your daughter! You do drugs with your daughter! You clean your daughter with your tongue like a monkey. Dina taught LiLo the very few things in life she knew how to do, and licking vag was one of them. Inbreeds. YUK!

ON SALE!!!! Dina is running a few specials for the month of March… Sex with her and lindsay for a co-star role. Be smothered in freckles (your choice of hole) for one magazine spread. OR you can throw beef at their faces for 10% of March’s Lawyers fee’s. Happy shopping!:)

Update: This retarded ho said this on Matt Lauer this morning:

When Lauer asked if she can still go out at night without “suffering the temptation that will get you into trouble,” Lohan replied, “I mean, I could, but that’s not my thing anymore.”

Shut up!!! I saw this old lady whore out 3 times last week!! LIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Check out Lindsay’s “SNL” promo! SHE CAN’T MOVE HER FACE!!! Mess! Mess! Mess! Sad! Sad! Sad!

Feb 28 2012

EXCLUSIVE: Never Before Seen Video of Demi Moore’s Overdose. Stay tuned……

Until now we have only heard the audio of the 911 call made from Demi Moore’s home. Well it was all video taped, and I have it!!!!

STAY TUNED…..

Feb 28 2012

Dancing with the Stars! WILL BE PERFORMING NAKED! This is the last season!

Who the Fu*# are these people?? Ok so maybe 2 semi recognizable names and that’s me. Glady’s and Driver and URKEL? But even that’s a stretch… They should have just stopped last year! You know when Rob Kardashian almost wins, that the show is OVER! I’m not watching this shit! How embarrassing for these people. Where does one so called star go from here? Celebrity rehab? I’m a fat ass get me out of here? This is the last attempt to keep your faces on television and you should all be ashamed of yourselves! Being yelled at, judged and humilliated by fellow rejects is NOT your comeback! What a disgrace. I’d like to see a new show, like” Rock Climbing with Stars” (no harness’s) or ”Who can go the longest without their medication” Isn’t there just a Go Away Island where we can dump these tards at the first thought of doing this show?

Jack Wagner? Maria menounous? Donald Driver..Melissa Gilbert?? William Levy? Sherri Shepherd (sounds familiar) Katherine Jenkins???? Gavin Degraw?? Martina Naratilova (assume she’s a russian sports chick) just a guess. Roshon Fegan??? Jaleel White (Urkel) Gladys Knight

This looks to me like Tuesday’s sign-in list at the DMV.

Feb 27 2012

Snooki and Jwoww run for President of New Jersey Homeless Shelter.

Please tell me what comes to your mind when you look at these photo’s. Thanks a lot fellow American’s! You have officially made these people famous. Troll #1 and Troll#2 were spotted rolling their new apartment down the mean streets of Jersey. And you guessed it, they are filming a new show. Well I know where all that hard earned reality $ is going… Accessories of course!! Yo bimbo’s! Hire a stylist! You guys don’t have to wear everything you own at once. Unless of course you’re homeless, which is exactly what you look like in these photo’s. Wait. What am I saying? I can’t deny my love for the entertainment you provide. Keep it up ladies (I use that term lightly) and a round of Long Islands on me. xoxo

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Feb 27 2012

Cameron Diaz Got a Boob Job.

Oh Cammie. You really are trying hard to keep up with the girls your ex’s have dumped you for but your body is just rejecting it. It is time to face the fact that you are getting old. Someone dip this babe in a tub of oil. She is drying out faster than the fruit I have baking in the oven. Maybe it’s all the partying or maybe she switched face creams who knows. What I do know is getting a boob job in your 40′s is called a midlife crisis! I’d say since her career isn’t so great, maybe she could join the Bev Hills housewives… but oh wait she’s not married:( Maybe a few more surgery’s and she will have what it takes. ..Hang in there Cam your day will come:)

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Feb 27 2012

George and Stacy are about to split

I smell something fishy. There was some serious awkward body language going on between these two. If my instincts are correct they will be broken up by the middle of March. At the viewing party I attended tonight I overheard like 4 conversations about Clooney’s sexual preferences- Apparently he likes to dabble in the peen from time to time. Stacy loves to party so who knows maybe she’s into that kinda thing. Either way there is trouble in paradise, and there are no more single JackAss cast members for Stacy to rebound with, and plenty of tall has been models for George. HOLD ON tight Stace. My advice is slip in the bedroom after George and Billy are asleep and snatch that condom, insert, and let it marinate until the stick turns pink. :)